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A free-mint by:
FTX & Scam Bankrun-Fraud

(*) FREE for Bankrupt FTX YC & Bankrupt SBF Punks holders. 0.01 ETH for the rest

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An NFT project with a purpose… to unite and give a laugh to all us folks who were duped by SBF. In true web3 fashion, we are bringing utility to existing communities.

Secondary sales to be used for plane tickets to the Bahamas and glorious meme production so no one will ever forget that only TRUE crypto will be decentralized.

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Welcome to the Bernie Madoff redesign
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Be a relatable nerd… who mansions with roommates… plays LOL… with a true passion for next gen fraud.

Forget handsome, Adam Neumann is a twat. No suits , fuck wall street. Take your meetings with Gisele in toe shoes, cargo shorts, zero haircuts, and zero showers.

DO mention to Forbes your love of basketball, fast cars, and pitching Sequoia while gaming.

Do NOT mention mom or dad, or the blow you did with Hunter Biden.

Donate heavily to the reigning political party just in case shit goes awry….

Be very giving… to PR agencies, magazines and influencers who talk about how giving you are (drop ‘effective altruism’ whenever possible).

Be very sorry… So sorry…

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Not just another rich kid…

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The “self-made billionaire” guide…

Attend top private school in Silicon Valley and endure the burden of an elite education.

Wash all evidence with uniform of cargo shorts and one t shirt/week.

Hit up Venture Capital with your plans to screw over millions of people but call it “Defi” and a revolution. KEY: Wear cargo shorts and hoodie to pitch.

Take crypto to the people with a Super Bowl commercial literally illustrating your pyramid scheme trickling down from Tom Brady and Gisele to likeable, ordinary people .

Ignore the word “leverage”....Be very sorry…

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Can be used as cannon fodder in your games. They can also be printed and put on a dart board providing the next level of utility.

Next to that they are a useless piece of art that perhaps maybe will have some more utilities in the future.

We see SBF as an evil boss in some kind of game. Perhaps you can even sell them later - if you aren’t rekt already.

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Join the FTX family. You’ll be in good company with the likes of Steph Curry, Tom Brady, Gisele Bündchen, Shaq, Larry David and Naomi Osaka.

Funded by SoftBank, Tiger Global, Singapore's Temasek and more!

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14 November 2022

Sam Bankman-Fried Was Supposed to Be Different.

14 November 2022

Erik Voorhees vs Sam Bankman

14 November 2022

‘I’m sorry, I f****d up.’ SBF needs $5 billion

14 November 2022

SBF is a fake indeed

14 November 2022

FTX bankruptcy embroils its sports, celeb investors

14 November 2022

SBF reveals he donated to Republicans

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VC’s golden boy for the Venture Cunts and AMerican greed

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